The Waste Lands (The Dark Tower Book 3) By Stephen King #SpoilerFree #BookReview

The Waste Lands The Waste Lands (The Dark Tower #3)

By Stephen King, Illustrated By Ned Dameron

Published by Plume January 1992 (first published August 1991)

ISBN 0452267404

422 pages

 

The Waste Lands is an epic fantasy horror science fiction story with bad-ass gunslingers and sociopathic bad guys brought to you by Stephen King. King begins The Waste Lands novel with an “argument”, providing a quick summary of the first two books, along with some intriguing insights. The story then picks up “some months” after the ending of The Drawing of the Three, over 60 miles from the Western Sea in Mid-World. Roland Deschain of Gilead, the Last Gunslinger, has drawn two companions into his world, Eddie and Susannah Dean, who have agreed to help him find the Dark Tower. Eddie was once the Prisoner. Susannah, the Lady of the Shadows, was once Odetta Holmes and Detta Walker. While Roland is training Susannah how to shoot she confesses that she knows there has been something wrong with him since the conflict on the beach. He claims that there is nothing wrong. While they are talking, Eddie is leaning against a tree whittling away at a piece of wood when they all hear an enormous crash in the woods.

Mir, parasite-infested, largest and oldest creature in the Great West Woods charges toward Eddie, who manages to scramble up the highest tree nearby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Roland’s shoulders Susannah successfully shoots the spinning rusty radar-dish on Mir’s head, which “kills” him. Roland tells them this enormous bear is one of the twelve Guardians. It is 2,000-3,000 years old and its real name is Shardik. The Great Old Ones created the twelve cyborg Guardians to stand watch at the twelve portals. The Thirteenth Portal, which rules all the worlds, is found at the Dark Tower. Roland explains that if they can find the portal Shardik was protecting they would be able to follow a straight line to the Dark Tower. As they journey to the portal Roland is slowly going more insane. He finally tells them the tale of his journey through the desert, under the mountains, and how he sacrificed Jake in order to catch up with the Man in Black. Roland has two memories of what happened at the Waystation – one where he met Jake, and one where he didn’t. Time travel is a bitch ain’t it? Roland throws the Man in Black’s jaw bone into the fire and Eddie watches it change and become a key. Eddie is convinced that he has to remember the exact shape of the key. After finding Shardik’s portal Roland, Eddie, and Susannah begin their journey traveling along one of the magnetic-type Beams which help to bind and hold this world together. Eddie is overwhelmed by an urge to cut a piece of tree next to them. He has no idea why, but he believes he is meant to carve this piece of wood, replicating the key he saw in the fire.

We then flip to Jake’s perspective. It’s May 31st, 1977. We get to learn more about Jake’s childhood, family, and school. Jake thinks he’s going mad. He hears voices in his head who insist Jake was hit and killed by a car on May 9. During the last ten days Jake has become fascinated by doors. He’s going about his days, attempting to pretend that he’s okay.

While in class he glances at the title of the final paper he has no memory writing, “My Understanding of Truth”. He continues searching for the door that will take him back to Roland’s world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Understanding of Truth

The gunslinger is the truth.
Roland is the truth.
The Prisoner is the truth.
The Lady of Shadows is the truth.
The Prisoner and the Lady are married. That is the truth.
The way station is the truth.
The Speaking Demon is the truth.

Roland let me die. That is the truth.
I still love him.
That is the truth.

When is a door not a door? When it’s a jar, and that is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.
Blaine is the truth.

You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.
I’m pretty sure that Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth.

I want to go back and that is the truth.
I have to go back and that is the truth.

Choo-choo, and that is the truth.


 

It took me a long time to read The Waste Lands, but that was not because I wasn’t enjoying it. It’s definitely the most exciting book in the Dark Tower series so far. My favorite character is Oy, a billy-bumbler that Roland and his crew meet during their journey. Oy has black and gray striped fur and gold-ringed eyes. He’s intelligent and can mimic what he hears. I mean, it’s the perfect pet! I really want a billy-bumbler for Christmas. Maybe I could dye my cat’s fur to make him look like one.

King has an amazing ability to create characters who are unbelievable and yet they feel completely real. I don’t want to spoil the story, so I’ll just say Roland’s crew meet some pretty interesting characters: a Demon, a group of old folks at the river crossing, Gasher, the Tick-Tock Man, and Blaine the Mono Rail. There are many beautiful illustrations throughout the book,  but they aren’t located in the right spots during the story. I don’t know why this bothered me so much, but it did. The pace was extremely slow in between extremely intense moments. I find the romance between Eddie and Susannah slightly annoying at times and feel like it could have been left out. Maybe there IS a reason for their relationship, I guess I’ll find out as I keep reading the series. There are a lot of unanswered plot points in the first three books, and I’m really needing answers for at least a few. FYI – The Waste Lands ends on a BIG cliff hanger. It took King six years to publish the next book and I’m extremely grateful that I don’t have to wait six years before reading Wizard and Glass.

I recommend this one to anyone 16 years and older (sex, violence, swearing) who likes to leave their troubles behind and enter fantastical worlds, perhaps via Blaine the talking train 😉

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Six of Crows – Spoiler Free Book Review

Six of CrowsSix of Crows (Six of Crows #1)

Young Adult, Fantasy
Published September 2015
Six of Crows, set in the same world as New York Time’s Bestselling series The Grisha Trilogy, is the first book of the “Six of Crows” duology. It’s a heist story written from a few different points of view, focusing on themes such as building relationships, self-discovery, identity, substance abuse, with a couple LGBT characters. It takes place in Ketterdam at the end of Winter.
Van Eck, a member of the Merchant Council, thinks someone is controlling Grisha with jurda parem. Grisha are humans who practice the art of manipulating matter. They are divided into three groups: Coporalki, Etherealki, and Materialki.
  • The Corporalki have three types: Healers, Heartrenders, and Tailors. Healers use their powers to mend bones and heal wounds. Heartrender can control and damage a person’s internal organs. Tailors can change a person’s appearance. This ability is now taught to all Corporalki Grisha.
  • The Etherealki have Inferni (can manipulate fire), Squallers (can manipulate wind), Tidemakers (can manipulate water), and Summoners (can manipulate light).
  • The Materialki have two types: Durasts (can manipulate anything solid) and Alkemi (specialize in chemistry). Durasts and Alkemi are usually lumped into one category called Fabrikators.
Van Eck is worried about the use of jurda parem and thinks if it’s released into the world it will lead to war. He wants to save Bo Yul-Bayur, a well-known chemist who helped to create jurda parem, currently imprisoned at the Ice Court. Van Eck doesn’t want their government connected to the situation in any way. He asks Kaz to break into the Ice Court and save Bo Yul-Bayur and in return Kaz’s crew will be paid 30 million Kruge. There’s one problem: The Ice Court has NEVER been breached. Kaz wants that money. It would change his life. So he goes about putting together the perfect crew – The Six of Crows.
crow-1582138_960_720.jpgKaz Brekker is known as “Dirty hands” and “the Bastard of the Barrel”. He may be young, but he’s a bad-ass with a grumpy attitude. He uses a cane with a crows head due to a leg injury that causes him to walk with a limp. He is the leader of a gang of thieves known as “the Dregs”.
crow-1582138_960_720Inej Ghafa is “a spy known as the Wraith.” She’s a serious girl, and one of the few people who Kaz trusts. Inej silently sneaks around in order to gain information for Kaz. “The only law that applied to her was gravity, and some days she defied that, too.”
crow-1582138_960_720Nina Zenik is “a Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums.” Nina is super confident and hilarious. She agrees to help him on this quest so that Kaz will help her get Matthias Helvar out of prison.
crow-1582138_960_720Matthias is a Druskelle soldier (a Gisha hunter) from Fjerda who used to work for the Ice Court.
crow-1582138_960_720Jesper Fahey is a light-hearted, sarcastic “sharpshooter who can’t walk away from a wager.
crow-1582138_960_720Wylan Van Eck, Van Eck’s son, is “a runaway with a privileged past.” He knows how to take things apart, put them back together, and blow things up.
Switching the point of view enabled me to become better acquainted with the main characters past, thought-process, goals, and motivation. The first half of the book is a slower pace than the second half, and it was a little hard to “get into” the book. However, once I was “in” I couldn’t put it down. I liked a few characters quite a bit, but if I had to choose a favourite I think I’d have to pick Inej. She is a STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER. In fact – MANY of the female characters are strong and quite able to help themselves “thank-you-very-much”. There’s nothing I despise more than all of the female characters depending on men to help them. BIG POINTS for the slow-burn, very under-the-radar romance stories going on as well. There is NO INSTA-LOVE happening here, and the romantic bits never take over the story and do not drive the plot. There were a few funny parts, but for the most part it’s quite a dark, suspenseful story with characters who have dismal pieces to their past. Six of Crows reminded me of the Ocean’s Eleven movies.
I don’t like when I don’t know how to pronounce the name of a character. If I can’t pronounce their name I have a hard time connecting with their story and find it easier to forget them. The flashbacks used to tell us more about each character’s history were slightly jarring. The book is much longer than it needs to be, and FYI – the ending leaves us with a cliffhanger.
I recommend this book to 16+ (for some graphic violence) readers who enjoy long, multi-character stories with morally grey characters.

Friday Reads! What are you reading this weekend? 😀 📚 🤠 🐦

I can’t wait to fit in some reading this weekend. This weekend I’m reading…

Six of Crows.jpgSix of Crows (Six of Crows #1)

YA, Fantasy, Adventure, Romance, LGBT
Published September 2015
Criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker has been offered wealth beyond his wildest dreams. But to claim it, he’ll have to pull off a seemingly impossible heist:

Break into the notorious Ice Court
(a military stronghold that has never been breached)

Retrieve a hostage
(who could unleash magical havoc on the world)

Survive long enough to collect his reward
(and spend it)

Kaz needs a crew desperate enough to take on this suicide mission and dangerous enough to get the job done – and he knows exactly who: six of the deadliest outcasts the city has to offer. Together, they just might be unstoppable – if they don’t kill each other first.“

If I somehow manage to finish it this weekend then I’ll be reading another ARC…

The shoe on the roofThe Shoe on the Roof

Expected Publication October 17, 2017
Adult Fiction (Canadian, Mystery, Relationships, Psychology, Humour)
Imagine…meeting someone with the same name, the same history, the same family, the same identity as you. Now, imagine meeting another person making the same exact claim. What would that do to you?
From the Giller Prize–winning novelist of 419 comes the startling, funny, and heartbreaking story of a psychological experiment gone wrong.

Ever since his girlfriend ended their relationship, Thomas Rosanoff’s life has been on a downward spiral. A gifted med student, he has spent his entire adulthood struggling to escape the legacy of his father, an esteemed psychiatrist who used him as a test subject when he was a boy. Thomas lived his entire young life as the “Boy in the Box,” watched by researchers behind two-way glass.
But now the tables have turned. Thomas is the researcher, and his subjects are three homeless men, all of whom claim to be messiahs—but no three people can be the one and only saviour of the world. Thomas is determined to “cure” the three men of their delusions, and in so doing save his career—and maybe even his love life. But when Thomas’s father intervenes in the experiment, events spin out of control, and Thomas must confront the voices he hears in the labyrinth of his own mind.

The Shoe on the Roof is an explosively imaginative tour de force, a novel that questions our definitions of sanity and madness, while exploring the magical reality that lies just beyond the world of scientific fact.“

What are you reading this weekend?

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September 2017 Releases I want to Read

September 2017 new books! 🙂

Clash of Kings Graphic novel #4George R.R. Martin’s A Clash Of Kings #4

by George R.R. Martin, Landry Q. Walker (Adapter), Mel Rubi (Illustrator)
Expected Publication: September 20, 2017
Arya continues to travel north to the Wall, and makes the acquaintance of a most unusual character – Jaqen H’ghar– but when the recruits for the Night’s Watch are stopped by the Gold Cloaks, a confrontation seems inevitable… Meanwhile, Catelyn Stark must come to terms with her son, Robb, is now also the King in the North – and that sometimes family and politics conflict.”

Sleeping BeautiesSleeping Beauties

Expected Publication September 26, 2017
In this spectacular father-son collaboration, Stephen King and Owen King tell the highest of high-stakes stories: what might happen if women disappeared from the world of men?

In a future so real and near it might be now, something happens when women go to sleep; they become shrouded in a cocoon-like gauze. If they are awakened, if the gauze wrapping their bodies is disturbed or violated, the women become feral and spectacularly violent; and while they sleep they go to another place. The men of our world are abandoned, left to their increasingly primal devices. One woman, however, the mysterious Evie, is immune to the blessing or curse of the sleeping disease. Is Evie a medical anomaly to be studied, or is she a demon who must be slain? Set in a small Appalachian town whose primary employer is a women’s prison, Sleeping Beauties is wildly provocative and gloriously absorbing.“

Little Fires Everywhere.jpgLittle Fires Everywhere

Published September 12, 2017
In Shaker Heights, a placid, progressive suburb of Cleveland, everything is planned – from the layout of the winding roads, to the colors of the houses, to the successful lives its residents will go on to lead. And no one embodies this spirit more than Elena Richardson, whose guiding principle is playing by the rules.
Enter Mia Warren – an enigmatic artist and single mother – who arrives in this idyllic bubble with her teenaged daughter Pearl, and rents a house from the Richardsons. Soon Mia and Pearl become more than tenants: all four Richardson children are drawn to the mother-daughter pair. But Mia carries with her a mysterious past and a disregard for the status quo that threatens to upend this carefully ordered community.
When old family friends of the Richardsons attempt to adopt a Chinese-American baby, a custody battle erupts that dramatically divides the town–and puts Mia and Elena on opposing sides. Suspicious of Mia and her motives, Elena is determined to uncover the secrets in Mia’s past. But her obsession will come at unexpected and devastating costs.

There's someone inside your houseThere’s Someone Inside Your House

Expected Publication: September 26, 2017
Scream meets YA in this hotly-anticipated new novel from the bestselling author of Anna and the French Kiss.

One-by-one, the students of Osborne High are dying in a series of gruesome murders, each with increasing and grotesque flair. As the terror grows closer and the hunt intensifies for the killer, the dark secrets among them must finally be confronted.

International bestselling author Stephanie Perkins returns with a fresh take on the classic teen slasher story that’s fun, quick-witted, and completely impossible to put down.“

they both die at the endThey Both Die at the End

Published September 5, 2017
On September 5, a little after midnight, Death-Cast calls Mateo Torrez and Rufus Emeterio to give them some bad news: They’re going to die today. Mateo and Rufus are total strangers, but, for different reasons, they’re both looking to make a new friend on their End Day. The good news: There’s an app for that. It’s called the Last Friend, and through it, Rufus and Mateo are about to meet up for one last great adventure and to live a lifetime in a single day.”

The Language of ThornsThe Language of Thorns: Midnight Tales and Dangerous Magic

by Leigh Bardugo and Sara Kipin(Illustrator)
Expected Publication: September 26, 2017
Love speaks in flowers. Truth requires thorns.

Travel to a world of dark bargains struck by moonlight, of haunted towns and hungry woods, of talking beasts and gingerbread golems, where a young mermaid’s voice can summon deadly storms and where a river might do a lovestruck boy’s bidding but only for a terrible price.

Inspired by myth, fairy tale, and folklore, #1 New York Times–bestselling author Leigh Bardugo has crafted a deliciously atmospheric collection of short stories filled with betrayals, revenge, sacrifice, and love.

Perfect for new readers and dedicated fans, these tales will transport you to lands both familiar and strange—to a fully realized world of dangerous magic that millions have visited through the novels of the Grishaverse.

This collection of six stories includes three brand-new tales, all of them lavishly illustrated with art that changes with each turn of the page, culminating in six stunning full-spread illustrations as rich in detail as the stories themselves.“

What new books are you excited to read?

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The Dream Thieves: Book Review ~ Spoiler-Free

The Dream Thieves

The Dream Thieves by Maggie Stiefvater is the second book of The Raven Cycle series. After reading The Raven Boys in August I immediately put a hold on the second book at the library. This is a fantastically written young adult fantasy series featuring a group of friends trying to find the Glendower, learning more about themselves and each other in the process.

Hardcover 439 pages

Published: September 2013 by Scholastic Press

If you have not read The Raven Boys DO NOT READ this review – consider yourself warned – there may be spoilers!

At the very beginning of The Dream Thieves we learn Ronan Lynch has a secret. He’s a dream thief. He can dream of an object and bring it back to real life when he wakes.

Ronan’s friend Adam has a secret too. It’s been one month since Adam sacrificed himself to Cabeswater in an attempt to wake the ley line which would lead them to the Glendower. Ever since that sacrifice he’s been feeling strange, and seeing weird images. “He had a strange, disconcerting feeling that he couldn’t trust his senses. Like he was tasting an image or smelling a feeling or touching a sound.” (p.67) Adam desperately wants to be the one to wake Glendower so he can ask the King to fix his life.

Adam’s girlfriend Blue also has a few secrets. Blue hasn’t told Adam the real reason why she won’t kiss him. It has been predicted that if she kisses her true love then her true love will die. She also hasn’t told their friend Gansey that the ghosts seen on St. Mark’s Eve will die within the next 12 months. Gansey’s spirit was seen that evening – it was the first and only time she’s ever seen a spirit. She wants to help Gansey find the Glendower in hopes that the King will save him.

Blue’s mother Maura has secrets too. She won’t tell Blue who her father is. She tells Blue she has potential, but never what that potential could mean.

Ronan, Adam, Blue, Gansey, and their dead friend Noah, team up with Blue’s mother Maura, Blue’s older cousin Orla, and Maura’s psychic best friends Persephone and Calla to try to find the ley lines so they can wake Glendower. They aren’t the only ones looking for magic in Henrietta, Virginia.

The Gray Man is a hitman hired by Dr. Colin Greenmantle to find the Greywaren, a relic that allows the owner to take objects out of dreams. “For quite a long time now, the Gray Man has been hunting for things that couldn’t be found, couldn’t be bought, couldn’t be acquired, and his instincts were telling him that the Greywaren was not a piece that was going to come quickly.”

Joseph Kavinsky is a fellow student with a horrible attitude problem. He loves to push Ronan’s buttons and is constantly harassing Ronan and his crew, flaunting his money and drag racing his seemingly never-ending identical Mitsubishi cars. What is his problem? Why is he obsessed with Ronan?

My favorite character is Persephone…she was also my fav in the first book The Raven Boys. I would love to read more about her past, her childhood, her future. I think she’s fascinating.

I love the chapter length and flow from one chapter to the next. The character development is outstanding. I’m emotionally attached to many of the main characters, and if anything happens to them I WILL CRY. The pace is perfect, naturally speeding up as we go along, helping to build up to the climax. There were times I had to remind myself to breathe.

Let’s talk about prologues. Sometimes prologues are great, and necessary. Sometimes prologues are not necessary. I feel like the prologue in The Dream Thieves falls into the second group. It didn’t supply anything important that the reader needed to know upfront. It could have easily been included within the story and not have interrupted the flow.

There are some scenes, and even characters, in this story which could have been completely left out. I won’t name anything in particular – Spoilers – just throwing it out there to explain why I didn’t give this read five stars.

For me The Dream Thieves is almost the perfect YA novel. It’s so very, very, very close. I’m looking forward to reading the third book Blue Lily, Lily Blue.

My Rating 4.5/5

 

 

About the Author

Maggie Stiefvater

Maggie Stiefvater (Goodreads Photo)

“New York Times bestselling author of The Shiver Trilogy, The Raven Cycle, and The Scorpio Races. Artist. Driver of things with wheels. Avid reader.

All of Maggie Stiefvater’s life decisions have been based around her inability to be gainfully employed. Talking to yourself, staring into space, and coming to work in your pajamas are frowned upon when you’re a waitress, calligraphy instructor, or technical editor (all of which she’s tried), but are highly prized traits in novelists and artists. She’s made her living as one or the other since she was 22. She now lives an eccentric life in the middle of nowhere, Virginia with her charmingly straight-laced husband, two kids, two neurotic dogs, and a 1973 Camaro named Loki.”

 

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The Waste Lands (The Dark Tower Book III) #FridayReads

I’m currently reading…

The Waste Lands

The Waste Lands (The Dark Tower Book III)

By Stephen King

With Illustrations by Ned Dameron

Back Blurb: “With The Waste Lands, the third masterful novel in Stephen King’s epic saga, The Dark Tower, we again enter the realm of the mightiest imagination of our time. King’s hero, Roland, the Last Gunslinger, moves ever closer to the Dark Tower of his dreams and nightmares – as he crosses a desert of damnation in a macabre world that is a twisted mirror image of our own. With him are those he has drawn to this world, street-smart Eddie Dean and courageous wheelchair-bound Susannah. Ahead of him are mind-rending revelations about who he is and what is driving him. Against him is arrayed a swelling legion of fiendish foes both more and less than human. And as the pace of action and adventure, discovery and danger pulse-poundingly quickens, the reader is inescapably drawn into a breathtaking drama that is both hauntingly dreamlike…and eerily familiar. The Waste Lands is a triumph of storytelling sorcery – and further testament to Stephen King’s novelistic mastery.”

 

The Drawing of the Three (The Dark Tower Book #2) By Stephen King #SpoilerFree #BookReview

Drawing of the ThreeWhile pursuing his quest for the Dark Tower through a world that is a nightmarishly distorted mirror image of our own, Roland is drawn through a mysterious door that brings him into contemporary America.

Here he links forces with the defiant young Eddie Dean, and with the beautiful, brilliant, and brave Odetta Holmes, in a savage struggle against underworld evil and otherworldly enemies.” https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5094.The_Drawing_of_the_Three

Fiction: Fantasy/Horror/Sci-Fi

First Published May 1987

A newer edition was published August 2003

Stephen King

 

If you haven’t heard of Stephen King yet then you must have been living under a rock.

http://www.stephenking.com

 

 

 

 

The Drawing of the Three begins with Roland, the Gunslinger, on a beach not long after the man in black had predicted Roland’s future with tarot cards. The cards showed a man called The Prisoner, a woman called The Lady of Shadows, and Death. A 4-foot-long lobster-like creature with eyes on stalks attacks Roland. Roland’s bullets were soaked by the tide as he was sleeping and he’s unable to defend himself against the attack. The lobster creature bit off Roland’s first and second fingers, then took a chunk out of his calf and his toe. Roland’s injuries are severe and infection is spreading. He decides to walk North, and after three hours comes across a door, made of ironwood, with two words written on it “The Prisoner”. He looks through the door and finds himself looking through the window of a plane. It takes Roland awhile to figure it out, but he finally realizes he’s looking through the eyes of The Prisoner, Eddie Dean. Eddie is an addict attempting to smuggle cocaine into America.

The flight attendant, Jane, brings Eddie a “tooter-fish” (tuna) sandwich and notices that his eye color has changed. Her training taught her to pay attention to strange things, no matter how small they may seem. She decides to keep a close eye on Eddie. Roland manages to bring the sandwich back through the door to his body lying on the beach.

Before landing Jane notices Eddie’s eyes had changed back to hazel. She fills a thermos with hot coffee, alerts her coworker Suzy that there may be a problem, then sits down to watch Eddie. If he whips out a gun or a bomb she’ll throw the hot coffee on him. Suzy catches a glimpse of Eddie’s cocaine packaged taped around his ribs when he bends over to pick up a paper. The Gunslinger sees Suzy’s face and knows what she’s discovered. Roland is hoping Eddie will be able to get medicine for Roland’s infection, but the only way to do that is if Eddie can get through customs without being caught with drugs. Roland needs to make this happen so he can continue his journey to The Dark Tower.

I admire how King writes characters in such a realistic way. The setting and descriptions make you feel like you are right there with them. Holding your breath when things get intense, laughing when something funny happens, crying when there is sadness. The Drawing of the Three is a roller-coaster ride of emotions. My favorite character is most definitely Odetta, The Lady of the Shadows. I don’t want to say too much about her because it will be better for you to learn about her through the story. At 463 pages it seems like a hefty read, but the short sections within chapter inspire you to keep reading – just one more, just one more. I honestly can’t think of anything I didn’t like about this story.

I recommend this book to anyone over the age of 16 (profanity, graphic descriptions, violence, sex) who are fans of stories about hope, fighting inner demons, unlikely friendships, trust, and justice.

 

 

The Drawing of the Three By Stephen King #FirstChapterFirstParagraph

Drawing of the ThreeWhen I pick up a book to decide if I’d like to read it I often read the first chapter, first paragraph. I thought perhaps other readers do the same. I also like to share the first chapter first, paragraph so I can highlight fantastic writing. That first paragraph is often the one that draws you in to the story. Without further ado, here is first chapter first paragraph of The Drawing of the Three (The Dark Tower #2) by Stephen King.

“Three. This is the number of your fate.
Three?
Yes, three is mystic. Three stands at the heart of the mantra.
Which three?
The first is dark-haired. He stands on the brink of robbery and murder. A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN.
Which demon is that? I know it not, even from nursery stories.
He tried to speak but his voice was gone, the voice of the oracle, Star-Slut, Whore of the Winds, both were gone; he saw a card fluttering down from nowhere to nowhere, turning and turning in the lazy dark. On it a baboon grinned from over the shoulder of a young man with dark hair; its disturbingly human fingers were buried so deeply in the young man’s neck that their tips had disappeared in flesh. Looking more closely, the gunslinger saw the baboon held a whip in one of those clutching, strangling hands. The face of the ridden man seemed to writhe in wordless terror.”

Remnant Population By Elizabeth Moon #SpoilerFree #BookReview

Remnant Population Sept 2003

September 2003, Paperback Edition

 

Remnant Population

By Elizabeth Moon

336 pages

Science Fiction, Fantasy

There are a few editions of this book with different covers. I read the hardcover edition published May 1st, 1996.

 

 

 

Elizabeth Moon

Elizabeth Moon, Goodreads

Elizabeth Moon Grew up in McAllen, Texas. “Her first novel, Sheepfarmer’s Daughter, sold in 1987 and came out in 1988; it won the Compton Crook Award in 1989. Remnant Population was a Hugo nominee in 1997, and The Speed of Dark was a finalist for the Arthur C. Clarke Award, and won the Nebula in 2004.” (Goodreads)

http://www.elizabethmoon.com/

 

Remnant Population May 1996

Remnant Population, May 1996 Hardcover Edition (Goodreads photo)

This is the cover of the edition I read. I borrowed Remnant Population from the library after a few people on the Reddit Fantasy group recommended it to satisfy the “Too Old for this Crap” square for the Fantasy Bingo Challenge 2017. That means I had to pick a fantasy book where the main character is over 50-years-old. When I picked up the book and saw the cover my heart sank. I thought this would be the corniest, cheesiest book I read in my life. I’m giving it two stars, but the story is okay. I had a really hard time routing for the main character, Ofelia. I’ll touch on that later.

Ofelia is an older woman who lives with her only living son Barto and his wife Rosara within a small colony owned by Sims Bancorp. Her late husband told her what to do (and I think was abusive), Barto and Rosara boss her around all of the time. Ofelia craves to just simply be left alone to do what she wants to do.

The Company, Sims Bancorp, has lost the franchise which means Ofelia and her people will have to leave the colony. Ofelia is the oldest of the originals who came to the colony many years ago. As others accept they will need to move within 30 days, Ofelia decides she is staying.

The company informs Barto that his mother will have to take one of the later shuttles and he will have to pay extra because of her age. After her son and daughter-in-law leave on their shuttle, Ofelia packs some food, and sleeps in the woods until everyone is gone. For the first time in her life she is FREE! It doesn’t take long for her to get rid of her clothes and enjoy walking around naked. Over the next month she keeps busy scavenging food and supplies from other houses, tending the gardens, checking on the machines, and ensuring the animals are safe.

During a terrible “sea-storm” Ofelia takes shelter in the control center and hears voices on the radio. It’s a shuttle coming to land somewhere else on the planet seeking a place to start a new colony. Creatures attack and only some of the humans manage to escape. Ofelia is left in shock and is now fearing the creatures will find her.

The story now flips to the alien perspective. They call the humans monsters. After the shuttles left, the aliens decide to go find the area where they had seen other shuttles land 40-years-ago.

I don’t want to say anything more, but I will say things get interesting and take a couple turns that I wasn’t expecting. I had a hard time relating to the characters. I felt they were a little flat, with no arc of any kind. Some parts of the story were a little suspenseful, but nothing scary. I did laugh a few times, mainly because Ofelia thinks and says some really weird stuff sometimes. She is incredibly selfish and stubborn. We aren’t given much information about the planet, or why they left “old earth”. We also don’t know much about the government or company that owns the colonies. It would have been great to have a bit more world-building and background info.

Remnant Population didn’t quite meet my expectations, but I would still recommend it to sci-fi fantasy fans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

August TBR

Dress Codes for Small TownsI’m writing this blog post on Tuesday, so by the time this gets posted on Thursday I will probably have read Dress Codes for Small Towns.

Harper Collins kindly sent me a free digital copy for review.

Dress Codes for Small Towns

by Courtney Stevens

On Sale AUGUST 22nd, 2017!
http://www.harpercollins.ca/9780062398512/dress-codes-for-small-towns

Faking Normal author Courtney Stevens delivers a contemporary realistic John Hughes-esque exploration of sexual fluidity in the small-town South.”

Remnant Population

Remnant Population

By Elizabeth Moon

I’m on page 168 and will be finishing this after I read Dress Codes for Small Towns

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Lightning ThiefThe Lightning Thief: Graphic Novel

By Rick Riordan and Robert Venditti

My daughter borrowed this one from the library and said it was really good, so I’m hoping to fit this read in before it’s due back.

 

 

 

 

 

Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

By J.K. Rowling

I’ve been reading the Harry Potter books aloud to my kids, started this one awhile ago. Lately, they’ve been more interested in reading to themselves (growing up too fast). I’ve renewed it from the library so will be reading this tonight before bed with the munchkins.

 

 

 

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The Drawing of the Three (The Dark Tower #2)

By Stephen King

I re-read The Gunslinger last month and quite enjoyed it, so on to the next book of the series. The movie comes into theater on Friday, August 4th, 2017!

 

 

 

 

A bold and dangerous family

A Bold and Dangerous Family

By Caroline Moorehead

I was kindly sent a free digital copy for review.

On Sale October 2017

“Renowned historian Caroline Moorehead paints an indelible picture of Italy in the first half of the twentieth century, offering an intimate account of the rise of Il Duce and his squaddristi; life in Mussolini’s penal colonies; the shocking ambivalence and complicity of many prominent Italian families seduced by Mussolini’s promises; and the bold, fractured resistance movement whose associates sacrificed their lives to fight fascism. In A Bold and Dangerous Family, Moorehead once again pays tribute to heroes who fought to uphold our humanity during one of history’s darkest chapters.”

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Dead Girls and Other Stories

By Emily Geminder

I was kindly sent a free digital copy for review.

On Sale October 2017

“With lyric artistry and emotional force, Emily Geminder’s debut collection charts a vivid constellation of characters fleeing their own stories. A teenage runaway and her mute brother seek salvation in houses, buses, the backseats of cars. Preteen girls dial up the ghosts of fat girls. A crew of bomber pilots addresses the sparks of villagers below. In Cambodia, four young women confuse themselves with the ghost of a dead reporter. And from India to New York to Phnom Penh, dead girls both real and fantastic appear again and again: as obsession, as threat, as national myth and collective nightmare.”

What’s on your TBR this month?